lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

A novel by me

thingsonhazelshead:

Keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

Keeping up with the news during vacation.

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

image

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

image

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s…

blazepress:

The level.

blazepress:

The level.

micthemicrophone:

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

Fuck what mom says. I’m the baby sitter and I say dessert for dinner.

micthemicrophone:

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

Fuck what mom says. I’m the baby sitter and I say dessert for dinner.