I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
Quite true, as of late…
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showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero